Can You Dig MAN?! Part Dos

Well hello ladies and yentlemen! Once again we are here to experience the "nothingness within my noggin." I was sitting in class today and I thought to myself, What is the point of mosquitoes? Do they serve any purpose to humans? NO! All the do for us is spread diseases and make me freakin itch all the time during the summer. Do they serve any purpose to animals? Not really. They may provide an occasional snack to some random bat or bird but they don't support any kind of animal. I don't think God make any kind of mistakes as our creator but I wonder sometimes just what he was thinking when he created mosquitoes. Could they possibly be some kind of punishment for original sin? Ponder on this for a bit.
I've also wondered if Japaneese people go to a Japenesse steak house are they considered canibals or if Mexican people go to a mexican resturant are they considered canibals? I guess we'll never know.
Peace out hommies!!!

Goin' Fishin'

All I have to say is three words. MIKE & KELLY!! Yahoo, Mike has hooked himself a fish in the sea and now all he has to do is fix her up nice and enjoy the meal, of love that is.

P.S. I DIDN'T BREAK THE FISBEE YOU FREAKIN JERKS!

The Wonder of Love

Have you ever taken the time to sit down and really think about love? I don't mean just thinking about it. I'm talking about concentrating on the very essence of love. The kind of love that penetrates the deepest most secret, most personal, most influential realm of your inner being. The kind of love that, when discovered, changes your life so much that you are completely undone. Not undone in the sense that your life is in disarray but in the sense that every aspect of your soul is exposed and vulnerable.
I thought about love on two different occasions, both which brought me seperate revelations. Two revelations which have caused my life to undergo changes most extrordinary. Revelations that caused time itself to stop. Where the cosmos were in perfect allignment and every meaning of existence made sense.
I've been reconstructed both spiritually and unconditionally. One through grace and the other through compainionship.
The greatest love of the two is the love which I came to know by means of the Holy Spirit. Through grace I have been given a gift that no mortal on this earth can provide. The gift of forgiveness. Not by my own works but by the grace of God I have been forgiven of my sins and made new in Christ. I can think of no greater love than the love God offers us. He joined his creation, in all of its falleness, through the incarnation of Christ and experienced the temptations that we are faced with everyday. He was found perfect and stood in our place as the ultimate sacrifice to atone for all sins. Have you ever met anyone who could love you more than this? I can promise you that you never will.
The second love that reconstructed my life was a girl who helped me find the real meaning of being in love. Because of her my entire outlook on relationships has changed. Through our companionship I have been inspired to be a better person by both God and her. She has shown me a kind of love that no girl I've ever encountered has ever matched up to. I wake up everyday excited that I have both God and her to experience throughout my day. Without her my life would lose a little bit of its color.
I like to thank God as often as I can for both her and the grace that He has given me.

Bowling with President Bush

I would like to begin by apologizing for not posting in over two weeks. I know that all of you sit on the edge of your seats everyday anticipating my next post, so sorry for keeping you waiting. This past Saturday I took SWU's student body bowling at Easley Tri-City Lanes. It was the best student activity we have done by far this year. Everyone had a great time especially the guys on my lane.
I bowled with Haley, Brady, Jason Williams, and Ryan and was introduced to speed bowling. Now, even though our speed bowling isn't sanctioned by any bowling authority it was a freakin awesome game. Basically what we did was when it was our turn to bowl we ran as fast as we could up to the bowling balls, picked up the first one we touched, and threw it down the lane as quick as we could taking no time to set ourselves up. It looked totally ridiculous but us guys had a good time.
Overall the night was very enjoyable but I was disappointed to a certain extent. You see, I tried all night to get a strike and after 30 frames of bowling it wasn't until I put on a mullet wig that I actually got one. The power of the MULLET is incredible. How sad is THAT!
I hope that you are all satisfied with my exonerating post and come back next time for a special story written by me.

Can You Dig MAN?!

What is up my yo's? Today we are going to visit a place I like to call, "the nothingness within my nogin." That's right I'm talking about my brain. First lets begin by asking a few questions. Have you every wondered why we have a tail bone but no tail? I want a tail. Why do crickets exist? Oh wait, beacause Randolph likes them. Why does corn come out the same way it goes in? Does this mean that eating corn is meaningless? What's the point of a mullet? It looks so freakin retarted! Why is it so wrong to eat boogers? I mean they travel with you wherever you go and when you finish off a fresh batch you don't have to wait very long for the next one. Last but not least, Do moms really have eyes in the back of their heads and if they do does this mean that we are all aliens? Those are just a few questions to ponder while you are sitting on the can or sitting in class.

Next I would like to say that I hate stupid people. Jerk fags like Kanye West, the rapper who said that President Bush hates black people, should all get together on one boat and sink themselves in the middle of the ocean. I say this because I despise them with a passion. They can’t drive, they buy infomercial products, and they think that figure skating is actually a sport. Stupid people in general suck at life.

Right now I’m drawing a blank at what to write so until further notice this article will have to be continued…

Fix ME Some Biskets! WOMAN!!!

Sometimes I wish relationships didn't exist. Yes they are great most of the time but when they aren't they totally suck. I wonder at times if I should even consider getting married because they say that things only get worse when you tie the knot. Going without sex for the rest of my life is something that I think I could handle. It would sure beat being this frustrated right now. I know most of this is just me blowing off steam but MAN women sometimes are the most aggravating things in the world. It wouldn't be fair to say that we don't do the same but right now I'm not thinking about that. I'm more worried about bashing them to make myself feel better. I know that's not the best way to handle things but I don't care. This is my blog and I can do what I want. If women would just shut their mouths and fix me some biskets everything would be fine.
Don't get me wrong, I really care about my girlfriend and she means the world to me but I hate her so much sometimes. In all honesty I don't really hate her but I almost feel that way when I am mad. I guess it is good to know that when I am mad I know that it won't last and everything will be ok after a while of cooling off. It really amazes me sometimes how something so little can become so big. At times I want to say it's all your fault but I know that's not true because men can be just as stupid as women.
I guess what I really want to say is arguments are worse than a root canal. They suck and no one, at least not me, wants to put up with them. I don't believe that arguing ocassionally is bad just as long as they don't become a reoccuring problem. You never know an occasional argument might be healty. Regardless of the fact, I love my girlfriend and I want he to know that she is not a bad girlfriend. If anything she is the best thing that has ever happened to me apart from Christ's love. Aight I'm out GiGgA's!

PH@G! That's for you Brady!

Aliens have invaded my bowles and all I can do is feel violated!

Computers Stink!!

I'm sitting here in class right now and I realize how meaningless my existence is during the hour and fifteen minutes I am in here. This class is so FREAKIN BORING!! I already know how to use a compuer so why do I have to sit in here and learn somthing that a five year old knows how to do. I guess that's magic of SWU (Southern Wesleyan University for those of you who don't know). Oh well I'll survive somehow.
Today is going to be a good day. For one I don't have to work and two it's Spiritual Emphasis Week. I love having so much God at one time. It strengthens me and helps get me back on track. So far my devotional life has gotten better and my prayer habits are beyond what I could have imagined. Scott would be so proud!
Today is also Frisbee Day! Yes, it is Tuesday and today is my day to go outside and throw a 175 gram plastic disc like a mad man. I love frisbee because it's a time for me to exercise, fellowship with other Christians, and just have some good ol' fun. Hopefully Katrina (the hurricane) doesn't ruin our day with her evil rain. RAIN, RAIN, GO AWAY! COME AGAIN ANOTHER DAY!